earthsiqn:

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

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husband:

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

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selfsoulfriend:

cant sleep due to homosexual thoughts

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w0wls:

sasgalula:

egberts:

egberts:

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again

The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering

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afniel:

moneyes:

tiredngay:

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

we vote.

We vote.

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flexery:

I believe every cat is born with an art history degree

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alexander:

Bagels I didn’t even want!

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madara00000:

Naruto Cartoon Network